What Type of Candy Are You?

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Your zodiac sign can guide you, inspire you, and make this chaotic thing we call life a little easier to navigate. The astrological forces of the universe can tell you who your most compatible with, and even what outfits best fit your personality. But did you know they can also give insight on the food and treats that best align with your inner self? Discover what type of candy feeds your mind, body, and soul and allows you to become your best self in perfect alignment with the cosmos.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Mentos

This air sign is intellectual and expressive and brings a breath of fresh air into the room. If you are an Aquarius, you are the water carrier, holding the solutions to the world’s problems in the vessel of your mind, and are progressive and independent with original ideas that make you a great advocate for worthy causes. You have an intelligent, fresh perspective on life which is mirrored by the crisp, invigorating flavor of Mentos mints.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – LifeSavers

This water sign is artistic and intuitive, with a selfless nature that helps others. As the two entwined fish, you surround people with compassion and detest cruelty and injustice. You are the one that people come to for wise words and intuition. Because of these traits, multi-flavored LifeSaver candy melds perfectly with your inner self.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Sour Patch Kids

Aries is a fire sign that’s all about courage and enthusiasm. If you’re the Ram, you bring fun and excitement to those around you, are brutally honest and somewhat impatient, and like things to flow smoothly. You also love a good adventure, which is why the sour to sweet flavor experience of Sour Patch Kids is right in alignment with your style.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate Bar

This Fixed Earth sign is dependable, calming, and warmhearted. Like the Bull, you are uncompromising in values and ultra-responsible. You are the rock others cling to when the going gets rough and are a devoted friend for life. Earthy cocoa-infused treats like Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate parallel the grounding force of a Taurus.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Twix

Air signs like Gemini are social butterflies that love to have fun but can become serious in an instant. As a person with twin personas, you are an open-minded soul who thirsts for knowledge and yet often feel something is missing in your life. Personality traits of adaptability and liveliness combined with thoughtful tendencies are the ultimate in duality making a duo-flavored treat like Twix the right match.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – SweeTarts

When this Water sign is around, empathy and understanding flow without judgment. If you are this sign on the zodiac, you are sentimental and family-oriented, with close attachment to those you love. Emotional and loyal, you are sweet and loving with just enough sour moodiness to add flair to your personality, much like the flavor experienced with SweeTarts.

Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Hot Tamales

As with all Fire signs, the Lion is ablaze with passion and possesses a leadership quality that brings opposing sides of a conflict together. If you are a Leo, you are generous and loving, with the ability to solve complex problems using your creativity. As a fixed fire sign, you are dynamic and well-liked, with an arrogant side that’s sometimes too much to handle, much like the spicy heat of Hot Tamales.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Black Forest Organic Gummy Bears

Incredibly caring and thoughtful, those of this Earth sign are loyal friends to both people and animals. As the Virgin of the zodiac, you emanate kindness and practicality, all while looking at the world through a new lens of perspective. Tenderhearted and shy, you are all about culture and the environment, which is why Black Forest Organic Gummy Bears is a natural choice.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Charms

This Air sign is harmonious and cooperative with a socially conscious and intuitive spiritual nature. Symbolized by the checks and balances of the scales, you have the rare ability to mirror other people’s behaviors and patterns back at them, so that they may learn about themselves. This metaphysical trait, combined with your harmonious nature, makes Charms lollipops your ideal candy match.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Tootsie Pop

As a Fixed Water sign, Scorpio people are determined and steadfast in their journey towards the truth in any matter. If you are the Scorpion, you express emotions freely, love deeply, and are the eternal keeper of secrets. Complicated and deep, with several layers to your personality means you make a lasting friend till the bitter end, much like the beloved Tootsie Pop.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Jolly Rancher

Forever launching themselves right in the middle of something new, the Archer is one of the most optimistic and enthusiastic zodiac signs. As a fire sign, you never stop thinking and are continually on the hunt for the meaning of life. You are known to light up a room with intelligence and humor, are gregarious, unafraid and all about freedom which is in complete alignment with the jeweled candy delight known as Jolly Rancher.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles

Self-control and responsibility rule those of this Earth sign. As the Goat, you are the epitome of independence and planning and have the capability to learn from your mistakes. Practical and ambitious, you tend to be self-disciplined and possess a very discerning character. Only the best will do for you, which is why Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles fit so well with your personality.

As a child of the universe, when you browse the selections of crave-crushing candy at your favorite online candy store, keep your birth sign in mind to make the choice that best serves your higher self. After all, when it comes to zodiac alignment of the mind, body, and spirit, its less about “you are what you eat,” and more about, “you eat what you are.”


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