Giant Sour Patch Kid Christmas Candy Pack
Sure, visions of sugarplums were probably great back when mincemeat was considered a delicacy, but we’ve learned a thing or two about holiday sweets since then. For one thing, we’ve realized drupe fruits aren’t exactly the stuff of childhood dreams. Things that actually taste good are more likely to dance in our heads, especially if they’re sweet and gummy, and maybe coated in face-puckering powder, but shaped like a grinning juvenile with funky hair (we can't explain why). In fact, just give us one of those giant Sour Patch Kids that comes bundled up in festive holiday packaging. If we wake up on Christmas morning to find one of those under the tree, we’ll probably be a little happier than if we find a mushy piece of fruit in an old sock. Just sayin’.
Package contains one Giant Sour Patch Kid Candy.
Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb.